Woe is Me - Fecal Head is Dead

My goodness, Fecal Head, my new cat, would not leave Ralph alone. Ralph had all he could take and opened up a can of doggie whup ass and killed Fecal Head. Both of them must have been sweating a lot during the end tussel because the stink was terrible. I don't think I'll ever get the house clean. But, Ralph came out of it without a scratch.

Fecal Head - My New Cat

I now have me a kitty. Bought it from a kid down the street. This kitty is not nice and doesn't get along with Ralph at all. He makes Ralph stink. I can bathe and bathe Ralph but it doesn't help. The Kitty and Ralph both smell just alike now..but Fecal Head is not going to let me bathe him, hench his name.

My Dog "Ralph"

Ralph is my dog that I've had for five years. he's a friendly type of guy and will fetch a ball. He really likes kids; just don't let them squeeze him too hard.

Merry Christmas

And Santa has a message for the U.S. Congress and their robber baron bailout bill.

Didn't Like My Trike Gift , Eh?

So, I dressed up and went by to see why nephew didn't like the trike. I ran up to him, picked him up, and then he started stinking.

Hallowween 2008

Uncle Hins dressed up like a rabbit for the town parade. It scared the kids. I don't think he's quite right in the head.

Hamburger Helper

After the India and lip balm fiasco, I was assigned to make a chemical that would calm violant people down. Ronald was tired of all the screaming kids and was getting to his wits end. So, I put him on a round of my tranquilizers and it had the opposite effect.

Halloween - 2008

My mother loves to dress up like Elvis for halloween. Even though the costume is nice, she tries to sing like him and she is not too good.

Evil Person

Enlarge this photo. There are just some people that come up out of the underworld that will make you raise up quickly and bump the heck out of your head.

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Sissy Boy

My little nephew is such a baby. Buy him a trike to make a world champion bicyle rider out of him and he bitches about it.

Uncle Hins

People say that I look more like my Uncle Hins than my Dad. My mother says that it was an accident that I look like him.

Lip Balm

One of my first assignments when I returned to the States was to develop a lip balm that would provide protection from the sun while keeping lips from chapping. Well, it was a great product except some people (less than 93% were allergic to it, the other 7% absolutly loved the product) . Mick Jagger was in the 93% and he's still mad at me.

Smoking Can Win You a Medal

It helps you breathe better!

Time in India

After receiving my degree, I worked in area of developing pesticides. I was sent to Bhopal India in 1969 to help increase methyl isocyanate production. It didn't work out too good though.

World Champion Wrestler

I never lost a match when I working my way through school as a Mexican wrestler. This was before I completed my chemical engineer's degree and went to India.

My Christmas Decorations

Some vandels stole my santa's hat. Sad, sad.

My Favorite Person

We have been dating for several years with no commitment.