Money Maker Machine

I saw these ads in comic books when I was a kid.
I knew the money Maker Machine was something that I wanted but I didn't have the money or the postage to order one. If I could have borrowed the money, then I knew I could pay it back right after the machine arrived. I would only have to cut out a piece of paper, change it into a dollar, change the dollar into a five, pay back the person that I had originally borrowed the $1.25 from the fives into 10's and keep going until I was rich. But I was way ahead of my time. Little did I know that Congress would buy all of the machines and use them to make the money to back the 2009 Stimulus Package.

Extra Smoking During the Summer Season

Cough, cough, hack, hack. yep, I love the summer when there is extra smoking. And I'm glad that my cigarette choice cares enough to provide a quality product for us extra summer season smokers. And coolness to boot.

Don't Buy a Pair

I bought a pair. They are not very clean and they reproduce like crazy. They are actually, well, uh, never mind.

Some Things Have No Meaning or Humor

I can't believe there are people that don't like chocolate. And, it's hard to believe that it would make some people mad when they see other people eating chocolate...wait a minute, hum, they're eating chocolate in front of you, don't offer you any and you don't don't have any of your own. And, after they have licked on it, they ask, ''would you like some". Most people to save face would say, "no thanks, I don't really like chocolate". But Batman doesn't beat around the bush. POW!,BANG!

Can't We All Just Get Along

I can understand that sometimes people get angry. It's not hard when your partner just goes, yada, yada, yada all day long. I mean, you're trying to help a patient and they just keep going on and on. So, sometimes you just got to take them out and make them finally shut up.

Bag of Laughs

I'm going to order this Bag of Laughs as soon as I save up enough money. I'm getting kind of tired of having to go people watching at the Wal-Mart in La Marque to get my laughs.

Change of Location

Things are getting kind of touchy here in Texas City. Besides, I think the fallout of the chem plants and refineries are stunting my crops. So, I'm going to become a forest ranger. I found this ad in one my comic books. I can grow and package my crop in seclusion deep in the woods.