WTF

I would like an answer, if you know! Please!

Why Didn't They Just Invent the Poptop?

Heck, beer cans were never a problem for me; I would just open them with my tooth.

A High Recommendation

I just knew that the surgeon general was lying to us back in the mid-sixties.

I’m going to start smoking cigarettes again (I never gave up the left-hand kind).

Fishing Tournament

DeWayne lost a lot of weight as he got older.
He was easily entertained. He liked to fish
while watching the clothes tumble in the dryer. It was the first incident that I can remember of someone
"multi-tasking".


The same day this photo was taken, I told him that I would show him fishing from a different point of view. I talked him into getting into the dryer to watch me fish. I turned it on and he suffered some head injuries. Luckily, Mom didn't notice any change in him.

A 50's Photo

I was reminiscing about the simpler days while going through old family photos. This is a photo of my brother, DeWayne on his favorite scooter.

I would get mad at people for picking on him ‘cause that was my job.

Kitty's Last Resting Place

After Ralph killed my new kitty, we tried to decide a fitting farwell for the little bastard.
So, we drove over to a town nearby and threw his ass out of the truck. then, I ran the truck back and forth over him so no one would recognize him and think poorly of me.

The only thing left about Fecal Head that is recognizable is his hairless tail. When the kid down the street gave him to me, I noticed that the cat didn't have any hair on his tail. I Asked if he had mange or some other type of illness, the kid just laughed and said, "no, he's a special hairless-tailed cat".'

Well, Ralph fixed all of that.