After Ralph killed my new kitty, we tried to decide a fitting farwell for the little bastard.So, we drove over to a town nearby and threw his ass out of the truck. then, I ran the truck back and forth over him so no one would recognize him and think poorly of me.
The only thing left about Fecal Head that is recognizable is his hairless tail. When the kid down the street gave him to me, I noticed that the cat didn't have any hair on his tail. I Asked if he had mange or some other type of illness, the kid just laughed and said, "no, he's a special hairless-tailed cat".'
Well, Ralph fixed all of that.

That's terrible. You should put up a little cross and flowers. Glad my kitties are not around Ralph.
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